This isn’t a spaceship, it’s a Maserati-based hearse

Not sure it’d be such a good idea to have the funeral procession hitting 90, but if a high-speed, luxury last ride is on your bucket list, you can race to the grave in a Maserati-based hearse. Wondering though…could we get an american muscle car coffin coach instead?
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Two major hurricanes are vying to become the first to strike Big Island of Hawaii

Wow…the two hurricanes look like eyes in a very angry cloud face
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Zuckerberg’s AI butler makes his house smarter, ignores his wife’s commands

Oops. Better fix that “ignore the wife” glitch quick, dude. #HappyWifeHappyLife
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Gene Wilder, actor known for nimble comic portrayals of neurotics, dies at 83

Sad news today. Gene Wilder, known for his nimble comic portrayals, dies at 83 #RIPWonka
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Teen creates ‘Pokémon Go’ parody to protest game’s empty suburbs

Turns out that if you live in the burbs…or worse yet in the middle of nowhere, your PokemonGo experience might not be what you were hoping for.
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Listen To Wilco’s Woozy New Song, ‘Someone To Lose’

Listen to ‘Someone to Lose’, new song from Wilco.

“Partly a reflection on past mistakes in romance and relationships, “Someone To Lose” perfectly captures the almost comical cluelessness that we all occasionally suffer from.” http://n.pr/2c0fCQI

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26 Deeply Pressing Questions I Have For The Ocean

Lol. Some scary looking creatures from the deep.
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SC school bans American flag from football games

SC school bans American flag from football games…wait for it…because they are afraid some Latino students could be taunted by them. Wow. You can’t make this shit up people.

“On Friday, Travelers Rest High School principal Lou Lavely banned students from carrying American flags into a football game against Berega High School, because a lot of students at Berega are Hispanic. Lavely contends the American flag could have been used to taunt those students, WNCN reports.”
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Facebook highlights false news story in its trending topics

Since Facebook stopped using humans to curate the trending topics, the result has been shit. Duplicates. Fake stories. Links that go to a story that doesn’t exist. This is what happens when your bots suck.
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Sonnenschiff: Solar City Produces 4X the Energy it Consumes

THIS is the kind of inspired innovation we need here in the US. It’s possible to design apartments that create more energy than they use…think about that for a second. A check BACK from the power company each month…or why be connected at all? The only thing standing between THAT Future and our current situation is that Big Energy companies want to keep selling us power. That’s right. They have a government sanctioned monopoly on energy, and both the energy companies and the US Govt make huge amounts of money because we pay and energy tax for the Privilege of staying warm on the couch, watching TV.
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Monster watermelon spotted on back of lorry

Screw you Miracle Grow… somebody’s got some REAL shit going on across the pond. #GiantWatermelon
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How young is too young for a smartphone? We asked the experts

Once your kid starts going places on their own. You don’t really have a reason to call or text them until then (unless your house is so big that you have to call on the phone rather than walk to their room), so why do you need an extra monthly bill?
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