Trump: ‘I wish’ I had not picked Sessions for attorney general

We’re OK if you want to fire him. I’ve literally been suggesting it for months. Just a little concerned who you’ll hire next though…

The Article ‘Trump: ‘I wish’ I had not picked Sessions for attorney general’ originally appeared on https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/30/trump-jeff-sessions-attorney-general-trey-gowdy-611645
Jamie’s comments are his own.

More: https://jamiegraymusic.com/wordpress/2018/05/trump-i-wish-i-had-not-picked-sessions-for-attorney-general/

Roseanne Barr apologizes to cast and crew, blames Ambien

It’s not the Ambien, Roseanne. It’s just all that bottled up hate you have inside, you white supremacist cunt. Your apology changes nothing.

The Article ‘Roseanne Barr apologizes to cast and crew, blames Ambien’ originally appeared on https://www.today.com/popculture/roseanne-barr-blames-ambien-apologizes-cast-crew-latest-tweets-t129960
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane

No asshole, God does NOT think you need a 4th private jet. That’s your ego and greed talking…and don’t even try and blame the Devil for your stupidity.

The Article ‘Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane’ originally appeared on https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/29/televangelist-wants-new-jet/653202002/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Today: Remembering the Fallen

One of the best ways to remember those who have fallen for our freedom would be to stop sending our sons and daughters off to needless wars. Never has America been in a state of war for so long. 17 years of undeclared, but fully funded war under the guise of the “war on terror”, is really just a decision made by our leaders, to preemptively invade foreign countries of our choosing without the permission of the American people, all the while making huge profits for the most generous “campaign donors” of all: The defense and arms industry.
There is no larger arms dealer in the world than the US Government. I mean, without a constant state of war, who would keep buying all those weapons?
#HappyMemorialDay

The Article ‘Today: Remembering the Fallen’ originally appeared on http://www.latimes.com/newsletters/la-me-todays-headlines-20180528-story.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

More: https://jamiegraymusic.com/wordpress/2018/05/today-remembering-the-fallen/

Here are some free ideas to help sex-up other toys for National Masturbation Day (I’m so, so sorry)

Happy National Masturbation Day.
No, I don’t need to know how you plan to celebrate, thanks.

The Article ‘Here are some free ideas to help sex-up other toys for National Masturbation Day (I’m so, so sorry)’ originally appeared on https://thenextweb.com/distract/2018/05/28/here-are-some-free-ideas-to-help-sex-up-other-toys-for-national-masturbation-day-im-so-so-sorry/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Study Confirms That Alcohol And Tobacco Are Way More Dangerous Than Cannabis

But then, we all knew this at some level, didn’t we? I mean, except maybe the idiots who think cannabis is addictive or buy the whole “gateway drug” bullshit.
Of course, we all know that alcohol isn’t THE gateway drug or anything. And hey…What’s almost as addictive heroine and kills millions each year? Oh yeah…tobacco. Somehow, neither booze or tobacco are even on the DEA schedule…Weed shouldn’t be either.
#News420 #LegalizeIt

The Article ‘Study Confirms That Alcohol And Tobacco Are Way More Dangerous Than Cannabis’ originally appeared on https://herb.co/marijuana/news/alcohol-tobacco-dangerous-cannabis
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Retired English teacher receives letter from Trump, corrects mistakes and sends it back to White House

Nowhere is the failure of the American education system more evident than when we consider our so-called “president” and his unlearned cronies.
Wow. Official correspondence from the leader of the free world should at least be proofread, you big orange idiot.

The Article ‘Retired English teacher receives letter from Trump, corrects mistakes and sends it back to White House’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-letter-teacher-corrects-sends-back-yvonne-mason-a8371416.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Mysterious wolf-like creature shot in US baffles experts: ‘We have no idea’

Looks like a bearwolf to me #Bearwolf

The Article ‘Mysterious wolf-like creature shot in US baffles experts: ‘We have no idea” originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/wolf-gray-shot-montana-mystery-what-denton-species-canid-a8370341.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Please Enjoy Some Lava at Night From Space

Please Enjoy Some Lava at Night From Space…because, why not? I mean…It’s cool as fuck!

The Article ‘Please Enjoy Some Lava at Night From Space’ originally appeared on https://earther.com/please-enjoy-some-lava-at-night-from-space-1826321698
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 26, 2018 at 06:25AM

Dear #Uber passengers,
Spending a bunch of time talking during the ride about how you tip…and then not tipping…comes off as especially dickish. Maybe you forgot…or perhaps you both were just assholes. I’m sure you know who you are. But hey…It’s never too late
#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

More: https://jamiegraymusic.com/wordpress/2018/05/get-outta-my-head-jamie-gray-may-26-2018-at-0625am/

Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 23, 2018 at 02:07PM

Lately, I feel as if humanity is being marched to the edge of a cliff, all the while laughing in disbelief at the existence of cliffs, even as we are being shoved, one by one, over the edge and into the void.
I shall not be shoved or voided unaware, & fuck you for trying.

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

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EPA blocks some media from summit, then reverses course

Blocking the media from fair and honest reporting is the hallmark of corruption, and steps like this toward authoritarian rule cannot and must not be allowed to exist in any free democracy like ours. The EPA doesn’t need a veil of secrecy…there should be 100% transparency when it comes to our safety and the protection of our natural resources. #PruittMustGo

The Article ‘EPA blocks some media from summit, then reverses course’ originally appeared on https://www.yahoo.com/news/epa-blocks-news-outlets-water-155824430.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Most women wouldn’t date a smoker, survey claims

It’s official guys…smoking is no longer cool.
Time to give it up for good…especially if you’re single and don’t want to stay that way.

The Article ‘Most women wouldn’t date a smoker, survey claims’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/smoking-women-partner-unattractive-dating-vaping-survey-inogen-a8357356.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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China ‘to scrap all child limits’ in desperate bid to fix its ageing population

People have stopped having children because it’s too expensive. Yup…Economic birth control is a thing in China, and it’s well entrenched in America as well. Our population isn’t exactly shrinking yet, but growth is way down, especially among the well educated and wealthy.
Imagine for a second how US population growth would stall, or even shrink, if birth control was available to ALL…not just the one’s who can afford it.

The Article ‘China ‘to scrap all child limits’ in desperate bid to fix its ageing population’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-one-child-policy-rule-two-children-limits-birth-rate-fertility-a8361781.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Hillary Clinton mocks Trump by donning Russian hat during Yale speech

Wow. A new low for Hillary.
SO…Now that Russian fuckery is acceptable to both parties, can we PLEASE have a third party dedicated to the American People?

The Article ‘Hillary Clinton mocks Trump by donning Russian hat during Yale speech’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hillary-clinton-russia-hat-donald-trump-yale-speech-soviet-a8361716.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Assault weapons manufacturer is upset that school shootings are costing it money

Bummer dudes. Maybe you guys should get Trumpy to start another war or two for you…

The Article ‘Assault weapons manufacturer is upset that school shootings are costing it money’ originally appeared on https://thinkprogress.org/assault-weapons-manufacturer-complains-school-shootings-are-hurting-profits-7595ebc53ccb/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 19, 2018 at 12:52PM

Somehow we thrive on the simple monotonies of life; endless pots of coffee and refillings of sugar shakers ftw
;~j

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

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Happy Birthday Pete Townshend: The Who Performing Live Spotify Playlist

In many ways the man IS Rock and Roll. Happy Birthday Dude!

https://www.jambase.com/article/happy-birthday-pete-townshend-performing-live-spotify-playlist

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A Beginner’s Guide To Peter Gabriel: 27 Essential Tracks

One of those guys who just can’t think inside the box, Peter Gabriel will always be a classic…regardless of how far ‘out there’ he might stray.

https://www.stereogum.com/1996167/a-beginners-guide-to-peter-gabriel-essential-tracks/franchises/ultimate-playlist/

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Free Download: Fender’s Riffstation Shows You Chords For Any Song

Haven’t tried this app yet, but it’s free so, maybe it’s time? Could be a cool way to learn new tunes…if it’s worth the $35 it used to cost. Lol

The Article ‘Free Download: Fender’s Riffstation Shows You Chords For Any Song’ originally appeared on https://www.howtogeek.com/fyi/free-download-fenders-riffstation-shows-you-chords-for-any-song/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Trump says illegal migrants are ‘animals, not people’ in rambling rant about gangs

How the fuck does ANY American still support this racist piece of shit? #ImpeachRacism #N0H8

The Article ‘Trump says illegal migrants are ‘animals, not people’ in rambling rant about gangs’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-migrants-animals-california-ms-13-sanctuary-cities-oakland-a8355536.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Jim Beam Heir Turns to Pot With Plan for a Cannabis Empire

#News420
I always figured it would be the tobacco industry that would try to dominate the weed industry…but if you think about it, the booze biz is an even better fit. This is the industry that’s kept America buzzed since the end of prohibition…and now it’s high time to embrace a better buzz.

The Article ‘Jim Beam Heir Turns to Pot With Plan for a Cannabis Empire’ originally appeared on https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-14/jim-beam-heir-turns-to-pot-with-plan-to-build-a-cannabis-empire
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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World’s biggest active geyser erupts at Yellowstone National Park for fifth time this year leaving experts baffled

Just random geyser stuff? And that big old erupting volcano in Hawaii isn’t related at all? OK doc. If that’s what you say…but color me suspicious. #yellowstone #volcano

The Article ‘World’s biggest active geyser erupts at Yellowstone National Park for fifth time this year leaving experts baffled’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/yellowstone-geyser-eruption-national-park-super-volcano-usgs-a8350796.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Beyond Ignoring Climate Change, Trump Takes Aim at World’s Ability to Measure its Effects

If they can’t monitor it, it’s not real…or so the Trumpians would like us to not realize.

“According to Science magazine, the Trump administration quietly cut funding for NASA’s Carbon Monitoring System (CMS), a $10-million-a-year project which synthesizes data from remote monitoring instruments to generate models of the global flow of carbon.”

The Article ‘Beyond Ignoring Climate Change, Trump Takes Aim at World’s Ability to Measure its Effects’ originally appeared on https://undark.org/2018/05/11/abstracts-trump-climate-change-nasa/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Methane, Climate Change, and Our Uncertain Future – Eos

Did you know that animal farts and landfills are a bigger problem than burning carbon fuels? Well, it’s truish. #climatechange

“Methane (CH4) is a greenhouse gas that is much stronger than carbon dioxide (CO2), 34 times stronger if compared over a 100-year period.”

The Article ‘Methane, Climate Change, and Our Uncertain Future – Eos’ originally appeared on https://eos.org/editors-vox/methane-climate-change-and-our-uncertain-future
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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New NRA president says gun control activists are ‘civil terrorists’

I fully support the second amendment. The NRA, however is the “civil terrorist”, a terrorist organization, that is holding America for ransom. It’s not about freedom…for the NRA it’s purely about profits. America is the World’s leading arms dealer, and the NRA wants to keep it that way. Tight controls at home will make shady, overseas arms deals much harder to hide…in addition to keeping guns out of the hands of people who should never be allowed to have one.. And so our children keep dying. All thanks to the NRA working tirelessly to prevent Congress from implementing basic, common sense controls on gun ownership. #ThanksNRA

The Article ‘New NRA president says gun control activists are ‘civil terrorists” originally appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/10/new-nra-president-oliver-north-says-gun-control-activists-are-civil-terrorists
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Russia showed off its military might at a massive parade through Red Square — here’s what they put on display

Oh hey Look! Ole Vlad is trying to make Trump jealous. Putin can have a military parade whenever he wants, but poor Trumpy has to worry about “appearances” and that whole “only dictators and warmongers have military parades” thing.

The Article ‘Russia showed off its military might at a massive parade through Red Square — here’s what they put on display’ originally appeared on http://uk.businessinsider.com/russia-shows-off-military-at-massive-victory-day-parade-photos-2018-5
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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The most hated company in America is about to get much, much bigger

Sounds like the most hated company is about to be hated much more…

The Article ‘The most hated company in America is about to get much, much bigger’ originally appeared on https://boingboing.net/2018/05/09/euthanize-rentiers-3.html
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Maryland deputy shoots groundhog as it crosses the road in Carroll County; video of incident goes viral

What a fucking asshole!

The Article ‘Maryland deputy shoots groundhog as it crosses the road in Carroll County; video of incident goes viral’ originally appeared on http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-ca-groundhog-20180507-story.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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These NASA scientists think Pluto is a planet, and here’s why

We all know you’re a planet, Pluto. Don’t worry about what these silly scientist types say…it’s pretty obvious that they can’t make a decision and stick to it. Pluto=Planet
#pluto

The Article ‘These NASA scientists think Pluto is a planet, and here’s why’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/pluto-planet-class-nasa-new-horizons-space-a8340891.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Almost all the ice covering the Bering Sea has melted, throwing local communities into disarray

Psst….and it’s not even summer yet.
This doesn’t seem like good news at all.
#ClimateChange

The Article ‘Almost all the ice covering the Bering Sea has melted, throwing local communities into disarray’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/bering-sea-ice-melt-global-warming-climate-change-alaska-a8338656.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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That viral pickle ice cream isn’t as weird as you think

Viral or not. Yuk.

The Article ‘That viral pickle ice cream isn’t as weird as you think’ originally appeared on https://mashable.com/2018/05/05/pickle-ice-cream/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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A man was mauled to death while trying to take selfie with a wild bear

Darwinian justice? Nothing says stupid like #DeathBySelfie

The Article ‘A man was mauled to death while trying to take selfie with a wild bear’ originally appeared on http://www.newsweek.com/man-killed-he-takes-selfie-bear-910376
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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‘My whole life has been a lie’: Sweden admits meatballs are Turkish

Spaghetti is Chinese and meatballs are Turkish.
Something to think about over your next can of Chef Boyardee.

The Article ”My whole life has been a lie’: Sweden admits meatballs are Turkish’ originally appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/03/my-whole-life-has-been-a-lie-sweden-admits-meatballs-are-turkish
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Electric vehicles to clean up Beijing? Depends on how they’re charged

Electric cars are only “clean” transportation if you make the electricity with clean energy. Fortunately, China is threatening to become the world’s leader in solar and wind power, as they rapidly move away from coal. Meanwhile, Trump is pushing more coal and oil here in the US, with tariffs on cheap foreign solar imports. Yup… we’re going the opposite way. *SadFace*

The Article ‘Electric vehicles to clean up Beijing? Depends on how they’re charged’ originally appeared on https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/05/electric-vehicles-to-clean-up-beijing-depends-on-how-theyre-charged/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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The Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Is Back For 2019 With Two Giant Nostrils On The Hood

Nobody NEEDS this kind of speed and raw power.
That doesn’t mean that it it wouldn’t be a fuckload of fun. If money we’re no object, a Hellcat would be my daily driver. Because 700+ horses in an old school rear wheel muscle car, with just enough modern high tech #Hemi sweetness. No metaphor required.
#mopar #dodge #challenger #hellcat

The Article ‘The Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Is Back For 2019 With Two Giant Nostrils On The Hood’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-dodge-challenger-srt-hellcat-is.html
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Size matters? Boeing slams Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket as ‘too small’ for NASA

What do you think Elon would do if somebody told him his rocket was too small? Well, let’s find out!

The Article ‘Size matters? Boeing slams Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket as ‘too small’ for NASA’ originally appeared on http://www.newsweek.com/falcon-heavy-boeing-slams-elon-musks-space-x-rocket-too-small-nasa-missions-907970
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Earth’s magnetic field may not be flipping

So yeah…remember when they told us the poles might flip and north would be South and all the GPS and compasses and everything that depends on them will go wonky and freak the world out and shit? Seems I just heard all that craziness. Like yesterday.
Yeah, well now, maybe not.
That’s what #THEY say anyway. #HappyToday!

The Article ‘Earth’s magnetic field may not be flipping’ originally appeared on https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/05/earths-magnetic-field-may-not-be-flipping/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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First Central American caravan members allowed to cross into US

Trump can rant and rave, but he can’t stop the Caravan of Dreams.
#RefugeeCaravan #CaravanOfDreams

The Article ‘First Central American caravan members allowed to cross into US’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/immigrant-caravan-central-america-mexico-border-crossing-donald-trump-a8331316.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Diseases Spread By Insects Have More Than Tripled

Some more great news for all us humans just trying to survive…don’t forget the bug spray!

The Article ‘Diseases Spread By Insects Have More Than Tripled’ originally appeared on http://time.com/5259751/diseases-mosquitoes-ticks-lyme-disease/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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Why Queen Elizabeth and the Royal Family Don’t Have Last Names

I’m pretty sure they HAVE last names, they just don’t USE them.
Or do they? Well…I’m not gonna spoil the article for ya. #ReadMe

The Article ‘Why Queen Elizabeth and the Royal Family Don’t Have Last Names’ originally appeared on http://time.com/5219397/royal-family-queen-elizabeth-last-name/
Jamie’s comments are his own.

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