Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Americans arrested after taking photo at Thai temple showing their rear ends

Wherever you go around this big, awesome planet ???? you can find Americans, doing whatever the absolute most inappropriate thing possible they can do. European tourists blend right in…you have to look closely to tell they aren’t locals. But that loud group of assholes you can’t help but notice…that’s them. The ones defacing public property or disrespecting the locals. Yup. Americans.???????? Mooning the #Buddha in a holy shrine… ??Check. That’d be us, striving for new All-American lows for the priceless #selfie.
Guess you did it. You went viral. For being a complete asshole. #ViralAssholes are the worst kind of #assholes.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Bali volcano threat could hang over holidaymakers for weeks

Damn! It could blow it’s top bigly. Should we throw some virgins to the #AngryVolcano ?

Seriously though…With all the Earthquakes lately, this could be a really bad sign. They still can’t “predict” earthquakes, but you don’t have to be a math scholar to figure out that if there’s suddenly a swell of 5.0-7.0 quakes all around the world (there has been), and volcanoes start blowing their tops…well, let’s just say that the odds of a major shaker appears to be ‘increased’ pretty much anywhere a quake can happen.
Be prepared if you live in one of those hot spots…it never hurts to #HaveAPlan !

#BaliVolcano #EarthquakesVolcanoesAndAsteroidsOhMy

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Trump paid $1.375 million to settle lawsuit from Polish workers

Trump You Fucking Hypocrite.
He hires illegal aliens from Poland (note that Trumpy likes those eastern european pussies to grab, and THESE undocumented aliens are WHITE) and then is like “build a wall to keep out mexicans” and “cut services to poor and minorities so we can give tax breaks to ME and all my rich motherfucking asshole friends” and “don’t worry it will trickle down”. Sure. Bullshit rolls downhill. That’s all the trickle that ever goes down around HERE. Look at the history… #TrickleDown is a LIE.
So….
#FuckYou and your discriminatory immigration policies aka not-even-thinly-veiled-racism.
#FuckYou and your debt-disaster tax breaks for the rich and shameless, as millions go hungry, without adequate healthcare and education, Right Here In America.
#FuckYou and your plans to fuck up the environment to make your coal mining and oil drilling buddies grin with greedy joy. Your irresponsibility is an embarrassment to the country. The Whole World is looking down at America, thanks to YOU.
#FuckYou and your whole gang of asshole cronies who are busy raping and exploiting, while your ignorance of anything resembling protocol and manners destroys every bit of Presidential dignity our Country has left.
#FuckYou. Very much. We’re Simply Not Gonna Take It. We’ve ALL #HadEnough of your bullshit and embarrassment. It’s time to bring dignity, justice, and responsibility to Washington.
#DrainTheSwampForRealz #Resist

#Trump #racism #immigration #hypocrite #FuckYou #TermLimits #EndLobbying #CorporateGreedOUTOfGovernment #DumpCongress #DumpIncumbents #VoteNEWFacesToCongress #PoliticiansShouldNOTBeLawyers

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North Korea just fired a ballistic missile

Uh-oh. Not a lot of info yet.
But no missile is a good missile.
#NorthKorea #MissileLaunch

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Classified US Army and NSA data was stored on an unprotected server

Are you shocked? Surprised?
I’m not. Our government is incapable of managing ANYTHING. We are in so deep now, that people actually believe government solves problems. Trust me…No problems are ever solved without more being created. Everything our government does is half-assed, over budget, and inefficient as hell.
Dont you think that our most secretive spy agency, and our military ought to know how to keep a secret? Even if it means actually learning how to use computers and technology.

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Monday, November 27, 2017

Americans in Bali describe chaos as volcano strands tourists

Normally, you’d be like “stuck in Bali, eh? Bummer dude” all sarcastic and shit. But…I’m pretty sure I’d rather not be #StuckInBali right now. One cranky #volcano changes everything.

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Sunday, November 26, 2017

Birdseye view of iceberg A-68A | EarthSky.org

They sure could do a better job naming these icebergs…A-68A…what the fuck is that, anyway? Just don’t let the internet do it. #IcebergMcIcebergface

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Reverse-engineering a connected Furby toy, revealing its disturbing security defects

Merry Christmas. That Furby you bought your kid might be more than you paid for. Not in a good bargain-y way, either.

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10 winter driving tips to survive the slippery, snowy streets

Here’s a tip: If you don’t know how to drive in the snow, stay home. If driving in bad weather makes you nervous, stay home. OR you could go do some donuts in an empty parking lot until you feel confident in recovering from a slide.
Because #driving is a skill. You actually CAN improve your skills through practice and dedication. OR you can accept that you will never be a good driver, that you should let someone else drive. Accept that you are a passenger. You will always be a passenger.
Await the coming of self driving cars for your independence from needing us drivers. But be who you are. A #Passenger.

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Saturday, November 25, 2017

Church in Malibu being pressured to end meals for the homeless because it ‘lures the needy’

Luring the needy…by offering to feed them. Wow. What cunts.
Basically, these assholes are saying that the homeless are pests… like stray animals, and if you feed them you’ll attract more.
Well fuckheads, maybe if you helped solve the problem, there wouldn’t be any homeless to feed. Maybe if you were part of the solution instead of complaining that the people who ARE trying to help are inconveniencing you, or harming your property value…maybe you wouldn’t feel so guilty you can’t even look at the “problems” anymore. Maybe you’d realize that ALL human beings deserve help when they’re down. Even the ones who don’t look like you or live your lifestyle.

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David Cassidy’s Daughter Katie Reveals Her Father’s Last Poignant Words | Droolin Dog dot Net

“So much wasted time.” ~David Cassidy

We spend most of our lives asleep or working. Dreaming of our future or working with our nose to the grindstone to survive. Then one day, there your are… wondering how you got here, with so many dreams left un-chased and so many paths un-followed.

I don’t want to wait until it’s too late to realize how much I’ve missed. We only have one life. What the fuck is it worth if you don’t LIVE it?

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Friday, November 24, 2017

He thought he saw a deer and fired his pistol. Now his neighbor is dead.

I don’t dig hunting, but I know a lot of hunters. I don’t know any that hunt deer with a pistol. Also, if you’re in pistol range, you oughta be able to tell the difference between a deer and a woman with a dog. Or you don’t take the shot. Just saying…I ain’t fully buying this story.

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US already has 2,000 troops in Syria, Pentagon set to reveal

Gee…I was under the impression that we “gave Syria to Russia”, thanks to some obvious disinformation. Apparently, we’ve got boots on the ground in Syria…another ground war.
Happy Thanksgiving. #NotThankful4Trump

#syria #groundwar #TrumpLIES #pentagon

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Tiger shot after roaming Paris streets | Droolin Dog dot Net

Dear Paris: Keep your eyes open for one pissed off #KingEzekiel

#TheWalkingDead #WalkingDead

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Naked, drunk man wrecks car while having sex, infant in backseat unharmed

Wow dude. Who’s the stupid fucker? Literally.

#WTF #IdiotsAndAssholes

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Read TIME’s Original 1942 Review of ‘Casablanca’

Apparently, #Casablanca wasn’t a huge hit in everyone’s minds when it first hit the screens back in 1942.
#review #film #history #bogart

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Bernie Sanders will Face Donald Trump in 2020 Election, Democrats Say | Droolin Dog dot Net

Fuck the dems…I’d rather see #Bernie run as an #Independent. That’s the only way to REALLY #DrainTheSwamp

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Lockn’ Festival Shares Pro-Shot ‘Mountain Jam’ From Allman Brothers Band 2014 Set

One of my alltime faves from the #Allman clan.

#Lockn’ Festival Shares Pro-Shot #MountainJam From #AllmanBrothersBand 2014 Set

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Watch Stone Temple Pilots’ First Performance With New Lead Singer

Watch Stone Temple Pilots’ First Performance With New Lead Singer

#music #video #STP #StoneTemplePilots

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Threat Made Against Dead & Company Concert in Hartford

Uh-Oh. Let’s hope there’s nothing to this. Everyone be safe!!

#music #GratefulDead #concert #HartfordCT

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – November 23, 2017 at 05:06PM

Happy Turkeys & Stuffing Black Friday Starts Thursday Night Now Santa Takes Credit Cards Free The Elves Day ~jg
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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Scientists are desperately trying to figure out how long we have until “doomsday glaciers” melt

I say live like #doomsday is tomorrow.
Not because all that #yolo crap. Because nobody buys that shit anymore.
But every day IS the end of the world, and a beginning of a NEW world. We’re here now. That’s all we can do, is deal with #Now. Bonus: IF we do it right, OUR #Future will take care of itself. THE future always does.

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Catholic Church ‘is failing to train priests in exorcism’ – Irish priest

Well, I guess we’re on our own now against the Devil.
It’s OK though…we’ve got bigger problems. #Trump #exorcism

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Man who ghostwrote ‘Art of the Deal’ says Trump is ‘frightened by black people’

Perhaps. Sounds more like an excuse to me.
Fear is no excuse for hatred. #N0H8
#EndRacism #ImpeachAgentOrange

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Man who thinks the earth is flat will launch himself in a rocket he built in his own backyard

This Saturday we at last get to resolve to the age old dispute as to whether or not #IdiotsCanFly
#ItISRocketScience

Man who thinks the earth is flat will launch himself in a rocket he built in his own backyard

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Television’s Most Infamous Hack Is Still a Mystery 30 Years Later

Do you remember when Max Headroom took over the TV for realz? Yeah I don’t either for some reason. But it happened, and they never figured out who did it. Cool. Makes ya think.
Hey…It’s a shame we can hack the Oval office and install a virtual president that isn’t an asshat.

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U.S. Jews don’t understand Judaism because they aren’t attacked by rockets, says Israeli leader

IMO Israeli Jews are attacked by rockets because they don’t know how to share. If Israel is entitled to a State, then surely Palestine is too. The Holy areas common to both MUST be shared equally. The UN should step up to ensure a Homeland for the Palestinian people, as they did for Israel, declare neutral “zones of faith” of the Holiest areas, and the world should get behind it. Peace in the Middle East could be a reality if the Israelis are forced to share…and Israelis will be safer than they are now for it. They way you treat people determines how they treat you back.
I give thanks today for common sense, and wish more people…including world leaders…showed they actually had some.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

How to Deal With the Fart Smell in Your Teenager’s Room

Send him to college? That’s what worked for us.

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Most Everything You Learned About Thanksgiving Is Wrong

There were Pilgrims and Native Americans involved…everything else is pretty much bullshit. This year, give thanks to your government for the public brainwashing…er…education #HappyThanksgiving

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Booze makes you feel angry, sexy or tearful, say scientists proving the obvious

Who the fuck is paying for these studies of things that EVERYBODY KNOWS?
I mean, it’s bad enough that you can’t find anything new in Hollywood, TV or music any more, with all sequels, remakes and mashups. But if SCIENCE decides it’s gonna start doing ONLY studies of things that we already know, our doom is certain.
#ThanksDoctorObvious

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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Donald Fagen Sues Walter Becker’s Estate

So, the alive half of #SteelyDan is suing the dead half. Not sure why…it’s probably in the article ????

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Big Tobacco to Start Running Anti-Smoking Ads on Primetime This Sunday

#BigTobacco against smoking. Seems legit.
I’d watch out for subliminal suggestions luring you to smoke, hidden in their anti-smoking propaganda…just in case. It’s only a matter of time until they try to corner the cannabis market. Just watch… I mean, who already has all the infrastructure for growing, curing, processing…smokable leaf matter?
#News420

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Elephants Relax on Georgia Interstate After Tractor-Trailer Carrying Them Catches on Fire

Relax? Hell yeah….#Trump decided NOT to declare open season on their kin overseas, and they decided to throw a party to celebrate…things got a little out of hand, and… #YadaYadaYada, we’ve got #ElephantsOnTheHighway #elephants

Elephants Relax on Georgia Interstate After Tractor-Trailer Carrying Them Catches on Fire

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Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin

Huge stash of Lennon / Yoko memorabilia found in Germany…a wet dream for fans of #TheBeatles worldwide.

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Monday, November 20, 2017

The Al Franken Scandal Is A Godsend For Alabama Republicans

Too bad it’s not even close to the same thing.
Franken is not a pedofile, and didn’t have to ask anyone’s mother’s permission first.
Franken didn’t brag about it, or defend his actions as acceptable.
Franken admitted what he did and apologized.
The victim accepted his apology, and Franken asked to be investigated anyway.
Franken also isn’t a racist fucking crony of Jeff Sessions and Trump the Clown.
To be clear…It still ain’t right, and Franken deserves to be punished. But the punishment should fit the crime.
Moore needs an occupation change, and some time in the greystone hotel for baby raping. Ewww. What fucking scum.

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Where are the Manson Family members now?

Charlie’s dead. So what’s become of the rest of the “witches” and whackos?
#MansonFamily #HelterSkelter #SummerOfLove

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Doomsday: Has NASA confirmed the possibility of Earth getting hit by an asteroid?

So, yeah…there’s a chance of an asteroid slamming into us in the next 20 years or so. 13 years of observation and math, and all the scientists still can’t say for sure.

Just one thought on that: when they’re sure space crap WON’T hit us, they tell us right away. The 13 years of mental masturbation over this should tell you something: scientists are really fucking worried. Go ahead…tell me the flaw in my logic.

#NASA #Doomsday #Asteroid #science #space

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This Pig Bone Pudding Comes Alive With The Taste of Tonkotsu Ramen – Geek.com

Repeat after me: Pig. Bone. Pudding.
That sounds so yummy. ????

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November 19 Is Here, But Nibiru Isn’t (Once Again)

Phew!! Dodged another bullet!
#Nibiru

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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Neil Young Releasing Complete Streaming Library For Free

 

Sure…but it won’t be #PonoPlayer quality.
#RIPPonoPlayer

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North Korean despot Kim Jong-un is ‘plotting to nuke Yellowstone super volcano’ and spark eruption that will split US in half

I’m pretty sure this was my favorite #FakeNews article of the week. It puts #KimJongUn up there with #JamesBond villains, #LexLuther and #DrEvil. Not sure what that makes #Trump…, but #PresidentCheeto is NOT gonna save the day, that’s for sure. I’d say maybe some superheroes could come and bail us out,..I mean, if there were superheros among us. Which, there aren’t.
Just super villains aka congressmen, G-men and judges, #OhMy.

#ConspiracyTheories #NorthKorea #Yellowstone #Volcano #nukes

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Which is Worse? Alcohol or Marijuana?

A Clear-Eyed Comparison of Alcohol vs Marijuana #News420

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Morrissey Defends Kevin Spacey And Harvey Weinstein, Saying Victims Should’ve Known What Could Happen

Dear #AssholesAndIdiots – #SexualAbuse has #NeverBeenOK

Awesome humans must stick together, because the scum sure floats to the surface in one ugly blob.

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Saturday, November 18, 2017

Dramatic drone footage shows US oil leak

Now imagine for a second, that the water around and below that disaster…streams and aquifers…is what you drink, and water your crops and livestock with.
God help us, please stop building oil pipelines, and spend the money needed to keep existing pipelines in perfect shape until we can retire them.
#OilSpill #PipelineLeak #DAPL #KeystonePipeline #BigOil #BigGreed

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Pentagon Accidentally Exposes Web-Monitoring Operation

I dunno… Between the #USNavy seemingly being unable to navigate away from collisions at sea, and virtually all of our government agencies apparent inabilities to secure their networks and computer systems, I’m getting REALLY worried that we don’t actually have much safety at all. From either military or cyber attacks. A real shame, given that so many essential liberties have been surrendered or confiscated for that presumed safety. And by “a shame” I mean “yeah, we’re probably fucked”

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Friday, November 17, 2017

Video: Green Day – “Back In the U.S.A.”

#IfOnly But still, right the fuck on, #GreenDay!

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Watch this baby ride around on a Roomba

Because it’s Friday and #BabyRidesRoomba
Enjoy your weekend!

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Watch Dead & Company Play “Jack Straw” on Colbert

#JohnMayer is no Garcia. There are so many better choices, Bobby. So many.
I miss Jerry way too much to take the watered down Dead…& Company…too seriously. I’d rather see #DSO for a more authentic #GratefulDead experience, or a solo #BobbyProject that doesn’t try to reinvent what can never be reborn. #Further not back.

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Man accidentally shoots himself and wife at church while discussing church shootings

“See this here ‘loaded indicator’ says it ain’t loaded, so watch as I blast a Jesus hole through my palm and send the wife to the ER with the slug…and part of my hand no doubt…in her belly.”
~Idiot with a gun in church

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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump

#FloridaMan and #Trumpy are tight.
Like two fleas on a dogs ass.

#PresidentCheeto is #NotMyPresident

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Genetically Engineering the Natural World, it Turns Out, Could Be a Disaster

I’ve been saying this for years. It SEEMS like just a little change, but who can predict the long term effects on genetics and evolutionary change?…on both the ‘edited species’ and those that feed upon and interact with it.
The unforseen possibilities are as limitless as our human shortsightedness, and in my opinion, chances are good we could REALLY fuck things up.

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