Capture perfect Insta-worthy underwater selfies with this bionic fish

For $600 you can have your very own fish drone. Ouch. $600.
But, get it now before it goes up to a $GRAND$ after the kickstarter. #TooRichForMyBlood

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How Do We Know Black Holes Are Really Holes?

Or are they REALLY just big, black balls of FUN!??
#BlackHoles #space

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NASA’s first mission to touch the sun launches in 2018

Please, somebody buy Trumpy a Ticket.
First President on the Sun…he’ll be PSYCHED!

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Scientists discover hundreds of unintended mutations in CRISPR-edited mice

OOOPSIE!
Hey, you know those HUMAN genes we’ve been splicing and editing? Well, there MIGHT be a LITTLE, teeny, tiny, problem…nothing to worry about. We hope.
#CRISPR #NoGMO #GMO #genetics

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Perspective | Everyone agrees ‘driving while high’ is bad. But what does that even mean?

It’s true. Basically, the amount of time that it takes for each person to “come down” to where they can drive normally is different for everyone. If you rarely partake in the essential herbs, you may need a couple hours after a single bong hit. If you use medical marijuana hourly to control your pain, you may be good to go just a few minutes after you smoke.
Allowing for driving skills variations, and the performance enhancement effects of cannabis…yes, some people might actually drive BETTER while “stoned”, especially if their driving skills are excellent to begin with…and you have a very hard time proving any correlation between THC levels and driving impairment.
IMO – Legally, as long as there is no accident and you aren’t driving erratically, you should be given a pass. Otherwise, throw the book at you, unless you can prove the accident was not your fault. I mean, the fact that you got in an accident while your THC level was “elevated” is a pretty good testimony against you being “ok to drive”.
Look…The bottom line is, if you’re feeling stoned and aren’t sure if you should drive, you shouldn’t drive. And be honest with yourself…lying to yourself when stoned is, like, really hard, dude.
Don’t be a dumbass…Take a few minutes…wait until you aren’t so fucking high. Or give somebody else the keys.
#News420

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Will a robot take your job? This website provides an answer (that you probably won’t like)

Good luck, robot, good luck. You can HAVE it. #LOL

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Dog flu found in Florida for first time

Dog flu? As if we don’t have enough flus and poxes to go around already.
#DogFlu

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10 Cars Most Likely to Have Been in an Accident

Predictably, really rich people are most likely to get their luxury cars fixed and not report the accident. Because you have to pay cash, and maybe a little bit extra to get the auto shop to keep the accident off the car’s “permanent record”.
Solution: Buy a beater that you KNOW has been hit at least once.

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Horrific Afghanistan bombing highlights stalemate in longest U.S. war

Let’s go back in history, just a few short years. The Soviet Union…remember them? They spent a whole bunch of years in the Middle East…mostly Afghanistan. #YadaYadaYada, it BROKE their economy. The Soviet Union broke up, and Russia is now desperately trying to hang on to influence in satellite countries that USED to be a part of its economy (like Crimea).
Well, that’s where America is headed. We are burying our nation in debt in order to continue the war efforts…an UNDECLARED war, that is almost as unpopular as our President. The only thing saving us for now, is that ALL of the world’s fiat currencies base their own values on the almighty US Dollar. For now.
But when the scales tip and we can no longer pay the interest on the HUGE debt, they will run to a new standard…and the USA will be fucked. Want an idea how big the debt payments are now? $210 BILLION. Almost the entire budget for MEDICAID. Dwarfing education and other social services budgets, our debt payments amount to 30% of our nearly $700 BILLION military budget!
Best of all, each tick in interest rates…each 0.25% increase in interest on those debts will send the payments soaring, until they rival/exceed our MILITARY budget, and eventually become unpayable. Suddenly, the world sees the USA as TOO RISKY, and no longer looks to the USD as the basis for commerce.
The Fed plans to raise interest rates 3 times in 2017.
History books will likely refer to this period as “The End of the American Era.”

ps…Here’s where all the stats/numbers came from: http://bit.ly/2qGb1I7 if you’re one of those fact checkers

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New technique allows engineers to make electricity with nothing but saltwater and freshwater

That’s pretty awesome! Sometimes the answers are right in front of you.

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To understand the Trump administration, look at their renewed war on drugs

That’s right…if it didn’t work before, do it again. Obviously, the War on Drugs was a failure because somebody ELSE did it. It would have been a “great” War on Drugs if Trump did it. Better than any fake War on Drugs that came before.
Even though it won’t.

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Men Made Baby Alligator Chug Beer And Posted Pics On Snapchat, Officers Say

Let’s hope he remembers you, and the nasty hangover he’s probably gonna have, and seeks revenge at a later date when he’s MUCH bigger. Mmmm… tasty dumbass.

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South Korea Leader Orders Investigation Into Unreported U.S. Launchers

WTF? Now we’re sneaking anti-missile defense systems into South Korea without telling the fucking President? Who the fuck does Trump think we are? The United States of Fuck-You, You’re Not America? Wow. Just wow. South Korea sees the THAAD system as what it is…a possible provocation…and they aren’t so sure they want to poke that bear.

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This Artist Turned iTunes’s Terms and Conditions into a Graphic Novel – Daily VICE – VICE Video

This Artist Turned iTunes’s Terms and Conditions into a Graphic Novel

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Miserable Pope Francis looks unimpressed in Vatican meeting with Trudeau (PHOTO)

Apparently, it’s not just Trump that transforms Pope Francis’ face into a Holy Scowl.
Look at the frowny face for Justin Trudeau!
#HolyScowl #PopeFrancis

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John F Kennedy at 100 – in pictures

Happy Birthday, JFK. We miss your class, your panache. Your honor, and dedication to the American people. You made some dumb fuck moves…we all do. But you inspired us. You gave us the moon. You gave us hope. We could use some of that now. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.
Happy #MemorialDay. #JFK100
Seems fitting to fall on this day. This year. With THIS President. #GodHelpUS
#Impeach45 #Resist
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This Viral Riddle Is Giving Everyone On The Internet A Headache

Wow. That’s really not that hard.

This Viral Riddle Is Giving Everyone On The Internet A Headache

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A First-of-Its-Kind Recreational Marijuana Bill Was Just Introduced in New Jersey | Business Markets and Stocks News | host.madison.com

I would never live in New Jersey, the one state that goes out of it’s way to regulate happiness, so as to ensure none of it’s citizens ever truly escape misery. And don’t get me started on Chris Christie, the most miserable excuse for a governor ever. He is as corrupt as he is uninformed; a true poster boy for asshattery.
#NJ #LegalizeIt #News420

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Gregg Allman, Southern Rock Pioneer, Dead at 69

We’ve lost another Allman Brother. Much sad.

#RIPGreggAllman

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What Wounded Veterans Need: Medical Marijuana

Between the relief of PTSD and pain relief, it is criminal to deprive veterans of one of the best medicines there is. Cannabis heals.
#News420

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Hollywood is running out of ’80s hits to reboot and only 3 of top 15 earners remain

PLEAASE stop rebooting, remaking, and re-serializing every good thing that’s been done. Have you No original thoughts AT ALL? What the fuck happened to creativity? Has Hollywood become such a corporate political tool, that you can do nothing but regurgitate?
God help us and our kids. Where are the ARTISTS to save us from this HELL?
#hollywood #art #film #bullshit #propaganda #politics #greed #RESIST

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Nevada races to get recreational marijuana on shelves in record time

#News420
I wish CT was in a rush to legalize like Nevada is. IMO any state that thinks “prohibition” is a better option than “tax and regulate” has their head right up their ass. You are missing out on tax revenue and locking people up because their drug of choice isn’t legal. It’s just wrong, and more often than not, racist.
Imagine a world where beer was illegal. Where if you wanted a beer after work, you had to buy it from a black market source who either brewed it themselves or smuggled in Canadian beer…well, you THINK it’s Canadian, you have no way of actually knowing. More likely, it’s made in a NJ basement.
Crime lords are running the beer market, and violence/murder over beer is an everyday news story on TV. A 12oz Labatts Lite costs $20, and the government makes ZERO tax revenue on illegal beer, instead spending millions to arrest illegal brewers, and bartenders, and beer drinkers. Alcoholics get arrested instead of going to rehab, and the third time in the drunk tank means a 20 year sentence in SuperMax, maybe longer if you’re black and the judge has a racist bend.
OK. Now imagine instead beer was legal. Oh wait. It is legal. Nobody gets arrested unless they do some really stupid shit…like drinking and driving. Everybody makes money and people who have a drinking problem can get help, many times for free if they have health insurance. Oh…and most importantly…beer drinkers get to enjoy their drug of choice without fear of persecution or prosecution.
It’s long past time the same was true about cannabis. Prohibition didn’t work for alcohol in the 20s, and it hasn’t worked for cannabis since the 30s, when it was made illegal for largely racist reasons (and profit). It’s time for change.

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No, Stephen Hawking. Let’s Save This Planet Instead of Looking for Another

Let’s be honest for a sec…If we can’t save this planet, we’re just going to fuck up any other planet we move to. There is really no choice but to do the right thing here, and be responsible parasites on our planetary host.
What we really need to do is stop letting idiots with money make our choices for us, and make our voices heard…and legislated. Embrace TRUE democracy (one person, one vote) and get the greedy, idiots out of control…hey, why not send THEM all off into space?

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Home Depot Co-Founder Thinks People Use Food Stamps To Buy Marijuana And Cocaine

Wow. Just wow.
The first thing we need to do is stop calling them “stamps”. Anyone who still thinks people are reselling these “stamps” in the street for drugs is living in 1964 to begin with. These days, EFT cards track every purchase, and even the most ignorant can tell you there is very little abuse and virtually no instances of fraud. It just results in people eating. In many cases, it is the only safety net for poor families and single moms, so by all means let’s cut those funds because, hey, why not? The victims of your plans can’t do anything about it, so why not go for it!??
Seriously though. We do understand your need to justify racism and economic discrimination, so feel free to keep calling them “stamps”, and believing that every drug dealer must surely have a card swiper in their pocket to run those EFT cards for a dime bag.
Believe anything you want. But don’t expect us to take you seriously.

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Home Depot Co-Founder Thinks People Use Food Stamps To Buy Marijuana And Cocaine

Wow. Just wow.
The first thing we need to do is stop calling them “stamps”. Anyone who still thinks people are reselling these “stamps” in the street for drugs is living in 1964 to begin with. These days, EFT cards track every purchase, and even the most ignorant can tell you there is very little abuse and virtually no instances of fraud. It just results in people eating. In many cases, it is the only safety net for poor families and single moms, so by all means let’s cut those funds because, hey, why not? The victims of your plans can’t do anything about it, so why not go for it!??
Seriously though. We do understand your need to justify racism and economic discrimination, so feel free to keep calling them “stamps”, and believing that every drug dealer must surely have a card swiper in their pocket to run those EFT cards for a dime bag.
Believe anything you want. But don’t expect us to take you seriously.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 24, 2017 at 06:14PM

HUD Secretary Ben Carson says poverty is a state of mind.
You know, like brain surgery.
WTF is wrong with this man?
#jfs #gomh

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Pot luck: Hound Labs raises $8.1 million to combat stoned drivers with cannabis breathalyzers

Are they actually testing it to determine if, when the device says a driver is impaired, the driver actually is impaired? You know, like controlled tests where drivers start out sober and take a scored driving skill test before and after smoking and blow after each run? I am completely dubious that inaccurate testing will make highways less safe while allowing law enforcement to abuse the rights of weed smokers.
If people are truly impaired, they should not be driving. The problem is, the definition of impairment and the nature of THC.
You see, while some people would be unable to function behind the wheel after just a puff or two, there are other people who experience “performance enhancement” from cannabis, and actually drive BETTER when under the influence of a small amount of THC. There are also people who, completely stoned off their asses, are better drivers than the average sober idiot on the highway. While I’m not suggesting that anyone drive around stoned, I think it’s important to note that unreliable tests will only result in lots of acquittals, wasted money, and highways that are not actually any safer.
How about dash/bodycam footage with audio of the vehicle in motion, as well as the suspect performing roadside sobriety tests appropriate for diagnosing THC impairment (like walking a straight line for alcohol) and let a jury decide if their DRIVING and subsequent ACTIONS reflected impairment?
That would be too fucking simple I suppose.
#news420

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Brad Pitt’s New Movie Is a Reminder That We’re at War All the Time

The media does it’s best to remove us from the ugly truths of war, sparing us the gory details and video of the dead in the streets, the body parts scattered across living room walls. They do us no service at all, but serve only the corrupt government waging economic warfare on the under-developed world, by shielding us from the truth.
You see, if we ALL saw ALL the horrors of war, every day…all the death and suffering, the innocent lives imploded by unspeakably destructive weapons…if we saw it all, for the horror that it truly is, we would ALL have demanded an end LONG AGO.

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Source: Trump wants to cut $193B from food stamps – CNN Video

Because poor kids don’t need to eat. You assholes do realize that only mothers and families with children actually get “food stamps” aka SNAP benefits? Right? I mean, you aren’t taking food out of the mouths of ALL the poor, just the most vulnerable.
Time to get #AgentOrange out of Washington.
#SNAP #foodStamps #poverty #trump #Impeach45

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Roger Moore, star of seven James Bond films, dies at 89

Sadness. My second favorite Bond is no longer among us. #RIPRogerMoore
Favorite? That would be Sean Connery.
Yes, I’m THAT old.
#JamesBond

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Prosecutors say Sessions’ severe penalities order “unnecessary and unfortunate”

This man is so out of step with virtually everything, and a group of bi-partisan prosecutors are stepping up to try and stem the scourge before it starts to get worse.
Sessions should not be in any position of power, much less the chief prosecutor of the US. His ideas are backwards, and provably problematic…and that’s all before we start discussing the racist, discriminatory nature of things like “mandatory minimums” and “stop and frisk”. Asshats like this need to be put out to pasture. For good.
#usag #news420

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Prosecutors say Sessions’ severe penalities order “unnecessary and unfortunate”

This man is so out of step with virtually everything, and a group of bi-partisan prosecutors are stepping up to try and stem the scourge before it starts to get worse.
Sessions should not be in any position of power, much less the chief prosecutor of the US. His ideas are backwards, and provably problematic…and that’s all before we start discussing the racist, discriminatory nature of things like “mandatory minimums” and “stop and frisk”. Asshats like this need to be put out to pasture. For good.
#usag #news420

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People are pretending to have ‘missing friends’ after the Manchester attack

What the fuck is wrong with you assholes?
#manchester

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Listen to ‘Rolling Stone Music Now’ Podcast: Life of Chris Cornell

Listen to ‘Rolling Stone Music Now’ Podcast: Life and Music of Chris Cornell

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The US is finally telling the public who overstays their visas the most—and it’s not Mexicans

As it turns out, our biggest immigration problem isn’t with Mexico…it’s Canada!
#BlameCanada #immigration

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Your favorite IPA might disappear from the shelves soon—here’s why

Fuck you, Anheuser Busch. I’d boycott your products, but that ship sailed long, long ago. You can take your South African hops and shove them up your mass-produced tasteless bunghole.
#beer #hops #craftbeer #BudSucks

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Argentina: The Country That Monsanto Poisoned

This is really wrong, and as usual, Monsanto has dirty…no, filthy, hands.
Fuck you, @Monsanto. Fuck you very much.
#Argentina #monsanto #roundup #contamination

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 22, 2017 at 03:40PM

if a tree falls in the forest, do you gather firewood?

#jfs #gomh

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Robot cop begins patrolling the streets of Dubai tomorrow night

I’m just gonna say it: I’m glad I don’t live in Dubai.
Now new and improved with experimental Robocop for your law enforcement pleasure.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 22, 2017 at 01:02PM

you’re not a hypocrite because you change your mind…unless your mind changes all the fucking time, just to justify your actions #hypocrisy #jfs #gomh

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Turkish man attempts cockpit break-in on LA-Hawaii flight – report

Great job, TSA…
“…the man also breached security at Los Angeles International Airport, but that he “was assessed and allowed to board AA Flight 31 anyway.”
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Seven Tracks by Jamie Gray

Includes “On a Sunny Day” which was not on the original 2013 release, and 2 new tracks from “projects in progress”
Enjoy!

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 19, 2017 at 12:24PM

It took becoming a parent to fully understand and appreciate the emotion behind my father’s words: “you could drive me to drink”
Parenting can drive you to drink. Hell, LIFE can drive you to drink. Especially lately. Thanks Trumpy. */raises glass/*
Don’t be so hard on yourself. You probably don’t have a problem with drinking. You have a problem NOT drinking.
Bottoms Up!
#jfs #gomh

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Could a Facehugger Implant an Alien in Your Butt?

I do not wish to have an alien implanted in my butt.
No thanks, Facehugger.
BTW What’s a facehugger?
#alien

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – May 18, 2017 at 04:34PM

Are you guys sick of hearing me rant about how fed up I am with our government and the assholes that govern us?
Would you rather I stop posting political articles, and stop ranting about alternative energy and the merits of healthcare as a right?
Well then…I guess you’re either going to be continually disappointed and angry at everything I post forever, or you’ll use the power of your mouse to unfollow/unfriend me. Please feel free.
I seriously wouldn’t want to help enlighten anyone who would rather wallow in the depth of their own ignorance.
Please. Remain clueless. It’s your right.
Just stop voting…and driving. That’s all i ask.
#jfs #gomh

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Border Officials Are Banning Canadians Who Admit They’ve Smoked Marijuana

Are you kidding me? This needs to be changed sooner than later. Smoking pot doesn’t make you a terrorist. The people who made these rules have their heads squarely up their chocolate starfishes.

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Hawaii dream turned into nightmare’: Aussie woman ‘strip-searched, jailed’ by US border officials

Welcome to the new republic. Where people come here on holiday, and get violated by government officials. Welcome to America, land of liberty and justice for all rich white male elite bastards and their cronies.

????

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Why is the world suffering from a penicillin shortage?

Let me guess…GREED?
Big Pharma should be legally compelled to uphold the Hippocratic oath, and provide life saving drugs to people no matter if there is profit to be made or not. Trust me, they are making PLENTY elsewhere to cover making a few batches of penicillin to distribute at a loss (if necessary).

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30 Surreal Destinations Everyone Should See At Least Once

How many have you seen?
I’ve been to one. The Grand Canyon. I SHOULD’VE gone to Iguazu Falls while i was in South America, but chalk that one up as a life “Doh!”

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Everything the Discovery Trailer Tells Us About the Future of Star Trek’s Past

New Star Trek TV Series you say? OK, but be advised…if Discovery is anything like Voyager, just don’t bother.
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery

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Virtuoso performances that show Soundgarden’s Chris Cornell was one of rock’s greatest vocalists

No end of cool Chris Cornell stuff coming across the wires.
Sad, but sharing anyway because it’s awesome.
#ChrisCornell #TempleOfTheDog #Soundgarden #Audioslave

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