Friday, June 30, 2017

SpongeBob and Patrick Would Be Nightmarish in Real Life

Yes…yes they would. Nightmarish. Downright scary even.

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Nevada Adds Legal Recreational Marijuana To Its List Of Sins

#News420
Starting tomorrow, you can legally buy weed in Las Vegas.
In many ways, I’m surprised it took this long, seeing that Nevada is the home of legal gambling and prostitution. I mean, what’s another sin or two in Sin City?
#LegalizeIt #THCHappens

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Boaty McBoatface dove to the bottom of the ocean. What it found was ‘unprecedented.’

What did Boaty find? Is the alien mothership down there?
#aliens #BoatyMcBoatface

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Jackie Chan Wants Vengeance In First Trailer for ‘The Foreigner’

Wait now…new Jackie Chan you say?

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – June 30, 2017 at 01:30PM

“I’m totally sure a monkey could run a chicken farm.”

#OddThingsIHeardMyselfSay
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U.S. needs more STEM jobs to compete: Study

Really? You mean, saving Coal Mining jobs (both of them) isn’t going to help us compete in the 21st Century high tech world?
Wow. What a bummer, Trumpy dude. How about we fund some higher education and get America competing with the rest of the world FOR REALZ ?!?!

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Happy Asteroid Day! Here’s how scientists plan to save us from Armageddon

They’re gonna send Bruce Willis and co. up to nuke it, right?
#HappyAsteroidDay

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Climate change will hit the South and Midwest the hardest

Unfortunate, however there is a positive side: that’s where a majority of climate deniers call home, so it kinda feels karmic. Yes, your dogma is truly about to get hit by your karma. Be sure to fatten that pup with extra rhetoric and party line bullshit, so when it gets hit you can dine on the roadkill.

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Survey: Pain patients overwhelmingly prefer medical marijuana over opioids

#News420 Sometimes the answers are right in front of your face and simple as shit.
Opioids fuck you up. Nobody likes being fucked up, unless there’s no other choice.
Why should you have to be #FuckedUp’ to get rid of pain? Why shouldn’t you have a choice?
#LegalizeIt and Tell #BigPharma to go fuck themselves.
Use Cannabis. Feel better.

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Ok, now it’s serious. Global warming is messing with ‘Game of Thrones’ filming.

What?! #ClimateChange is fucking with Game Of Thrones?!?! NOOOoo!!!!
NOW will you do something?!?! Is THIS CRISIS ENOUGH?!?! Stop the denial or face the inevitable doom of Westeros! #GlobalWarming #GameOfThrones #GoT

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A Deadly Brain-Invading Worm Is Disturbingly Widespread in Florida

This could explain some of the crazy shit that goes on in Florida. #BrainWorms.
You know, maybe they aren’t crazy. Just victims of having the part of your brain responsible for common sense being eaten by parasites.
Seriously though. It’s no joke, and spreading.
#Florida #parasites

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‘Game of Thrones’ will make the internet ‘melt’ this season with long-wanted showdown

July 16th. I know exactly where I will be. Do you?
#GoT #GameOfThrones #HBOGameOfThrones #July16th

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NASA created glowing, artificial auroras that looked a whole lot like UFOs

it’s not #aliens, it’s just #NASA getting all psychedelic and shit.

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Rob Lowe is Convinced He Met Bigfoot and Doesn’t Care If He Sounds Like A ‘Hollywood Kook’ — Watch

OK. He definitely is a Hollywood Kook though, so…
#RobLowe #Bigfoot

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111 people died under CA’s new right-to-die law

Dr. Kevorkian would be proud, no doubt. Kudos to Cali for coming thru and giving people a chance to die with dignity, without pain and suffering beyond what than they are willing to bear. Religion should not trump compassion.
#compassion #EndOfLifeOptionAct #California #RightToDie

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Emilia Clarke just shared a big ‘Game of Thrones’ hint

It’s not really a #spoiler, is it? I mean, since we knew that Daenerys and company was en route to Westeros at the end of the last season.
But, are you kidding me though. It’s still like 3 weeks from the season premiere…How the hell are we supposed to wait patiently with all these damn stories getting out?!
#GoT #GameOfThrones

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With U.S. healthcare bill in disarray, Republicans demand revamp

How about a deliberate and cooperative effort to design a non-partisan bill that maximizes benefits for ALL Americans, and minimizes the expenses? Not some super-secret evil plan to rob 20+ Million people of their benefits…wtf?
No…This must be done in the open, with support from across the aisle and the President. Insurance companies must be protected from extensive losses, but must not be allowed to dictate public policy to the detriment of the health of the American Public. Affordable healthcare should be available to ALL Americans, rich or poor. End of story. Anything else is really just thinly veiled, elitist discrimination…or it’s uglier cousins, racism and hatred…By the public “servants” who have GREAT healthcare, thanks to the American Taxpayer. Seriously, you Fucking Hypocrites in Congress need to GO if you can’t do this RIGHT!
The overall health of the hive benefits the human colony as a whole. A Healthy Hive is a Productive AND Happy Hive. Buzz buzz, motherfuckers.

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We only have 3 years left to turn the corner on global warming

You know…these guys should get together and stop changing the numbers. Nobody takes you seriously if you cannot provide a RELIABLE estimate. It’s one of the reason that Climate Change is still being denied…because y’all keep failing at providing metrics that are confirmed by multiple studies.
If your theories are CORRECT, then the numbers should be confirmable by multiple researchers. Same numbers each time. Oh…and then stick to those numbers. I mean, if one day somebody tells us we have 30 years, and then suddenly it changes to 3, who the fuck is going to believe ANY of you? Just saying.
We really need to work on giving our “climate scientists” a decent background in actual “sciencing” instead of climate politics, backed by a lack of scientific consensus. Also, I really hope these guys are wrong, because i don’t see it happening in 3 years. Trump would still be president. Just saying.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Scientists just spotted 2 black holes flirting and dancing like awkward middle schoolers

I wonder what happens if one black hole eats the other?
I mean, “a burst of gravitational radiation that would send gravitational waves throughout the universe.” doesn’t quite cut it…does it?
Also, it doesn’t sound altogether so great for anyone living in the universe millions of years from now. Just saying, not that I will care much about it by then.

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People still think eclipses are fire-eating dragons and doomsday predictors

I dunno about dragons, but it wouldn’t be Doomsday unless the sun goes black. So unless you’re planning for the holy solar fire to be extinguished, Doomsday MUST include an eclipse. Or possibly a big alien spaceship that is so massive it blocks out the sun.
I’m going with eclipse.

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With six months to go, California hustles to get recreational marijuana framework in place

#News420
In little more than six months, California officials have to have a framework in place to license and tax recreational marijuana. #LegalizeIt

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“Flying Pigs” installation will block Trump sign in Chicago

With permission from Roger Waters, pigs will fly to protest president asshat and his flagrant abuse of privilege and power. Chicagoans will not be alone when we all cheer his demise someday. Hell…If we hurry up about it, this could be a celebration rather than a protest! #Impeach45 #WhenPigsFly #Chicago

“The single day installation is expected to be launched in late August or early September.”

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OMG Mission: Greenland’s Ice Melting Faster Than Previously Thought (Video)

OK…so a couple posts ago I was talking about when the ice that’s on land…not floating in the sea…starts to melt. In terms of sea level rise, ice that is floating shouldn’t cause seas to rise if it melts, since the oceans are already displacing the mass of the ice because it’s FLOATING.
But the ice that’s ON LAND…that’s a different thing altogether. When ice on land melts, the full mass of the ice, as meltwater, moves from land to the ocean. This WILL affect the sea level rise, and Greenland is a HUGE source of ice that’s not floating.
This can’t be a good thing…and the northern summer just started.

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Tiny, Lens-Free Camera Could Hide in Clothes, Glasses

Well I guess the surveillance game just got even sketchier. Miniaturization and AI Automation will be our undoing, as our worst Orwellian nightmares become reality.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – June 28, 2017 at 01:03PM

I post to social media a lot. Because I have a lot to say. I mean, life has gotten really complicated, and so many forces seem like they are out to lay waste to the common man, as the elite lay waste the very Earth itself. It’s hard to stay silent. Really hard.
Sometimes though, it feels like all posting I do is a big waste of time. Does anyone read this shit? I mean, does anyone really give a flying fuck about fixing the problems of our nation? Our world? Humanity?
I mean, if you truly don’t give a fuck, I respect your right to to do nothing, or even just to be an ignorant asshole if you want. I’ve been there. Sometimes it’s just too much bullshit to deal with. And why is it MY responsibility to do anything? I mean, it’s not like I’M the one that is fucking everything up. All True.
But….It’s because it’s ALL of our responsibility. Not just me. Or you. Or the politicians. ALL OF US need to give a fuck, even if it’s a pain in the ass. If I don’t do my part, why should anyone else do theirs? If I can make the excuse that MY life is too important to put aside some time to work for the betterment of us all, then so can everyone else. And we all suffer.
In truth, what other real purpose do we as humans have in our existence? Everything we do should be toward “Making Humanity Great”. Improving our genes. Improving our planet. Improving our lifestyle. ALL OF US together making it better for ALL OF US. Rather than some of us fucking it up for all of us while the rest of us sit on our hands because we feel powerless.
Because that’s how they WANT you to feel. Powerless. So we don’t get smart and kick their lying asses out of power, like we should have done LONG AGO.
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One of the largest icebergs on record is breaking away from Antarctica

Are you ready for the effects of an iceberg almost the size of the State of Delaware to drop into the ocean “any minute”? If sea levels don’t rise, will deniers claim that sea level rise from climate change and ice melt is a lie? You know they will.
Imagine though when the ice that melts is ON LAND, and not already floating in the sea?
Yeah, then they’ll have something to talk about.
#ClimateChange

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New ‘Game of Thrones’ pop-up bar in D.C. will take you straight to Westeros

Bring your own dire wolf.
#BYODW #GoT #GameOfThrones #Westeros #WashingtonDC #WesterosDC

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The Supreme Court case that could shift how Americans vote rests on a simple math equation

Let’s hope they don’t fuck up the whole works.
Not that it ain’t already fucked up.
Which it is, thoroughly and completely.
Let’s just hope #SCOTUS doesn’t make it worse.
Which they probably will.
Arrgghh.

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Yes, that was an alien the police in Georgia pulled over!

Looks like somebody found a new way to avoid tickets: Travel with an Alien, and the cops apparently let you slide doing 80+!!
I gotta get me one of them there aliens to ride shotgun in the shark 🙂

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Boaty McBoatface Has Returned From Its Inaugural Mission With a Trove of Data

Welcome back, Boaty!
What troves of science stuffs haz you dragged up from the sea’s depths?
#BoatyMcBoatface

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Monday, June 26, 2017

China Breaks Ground on First “Forest City” That Fights Air Pollution

China: Kicking our asses in just about everything these days. Everything that matters anyway…even taking care of the planet. I guess they are sick of needing bottled air to breathe in Beijing. Should we wait until NYC and Miami are under water before we address climate change? Sure, why not. And let the Chinese make all the money off alternative energy in the meantime, so we can buy it from them when we finally get around to it.
Just making America great again. Nothing to see here.

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Friday, June 23, 2017

Peter Tosh’s Son Beaten Into Coma In New Jersey Jail

Beaten until comatose. FUCK!
And for what? He had some weed. Possession. No intent to sell. Nothing.

“While serving a six-month sentence for cannabis possession, musician Jawara McIntosh was brutally beaten and rendered comatose. His family is looking for answers.”

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – June 23, 2017 at 06:54PM

Where is the social and moral outrage?
This is the New America. Where the rich can deprive the poor of life saving medicines, simply because they do not have the ability to pay for it, and no one demands change?
Why? How could this be? What is wrong with us?

This: People in this country have been brainwashed into thinking that free medical care for the poor is communism. Because Socialism is really communism (it’s not). And Communism of course is BAD because all the BAD countries are Communist (or ones that prioritize feeding their people), and they are trying to make us do it too (which they are decidedly not, largely now embracing capitalism), right after they take over the world.

Which is a great plot to a spy movie, but in reality, who the fuck would want all the problems of the whole fucking world on their shoulders?

Seriously. Where is the outrage people?!!
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This Man Getting Owned By A Giant Umbrella Is Truly Iconic

That’s some funny, unplanned slapstick right there. Had to share. Just saying.

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Sometimes Good Looks Are A Curse

I call Bullshit. You’ll never convince the average and ugly that “good looking” is a bad thing. “Beautiful” beats out “Better” ALL the time. It shouldn’t.

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Get Outta My Head! | Jamie Gray – June 23, 2017 at 02:41PM

If I find a truth, but lose a part myself in the search, have I truly found anything at all? ~jg

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US-led coalition kills nearly 500 civilians in one month in Syria in record high

Wow. Nothing creates new terrorists like killing civilians. When the USA drops bombs on your mom and dad, there’s a real good chance you might hold a grudge. Just saying.

The #WarOnTerror is as failed as the #WarOnDrugs. 15 fucking years. It’s long past the time we end the undeclared wars and bring our troops home.

#NotMyPresident #Impeach45 #NotMyWarOnTerror

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How to delete yourself from the Internet

Good luck. Some things never can be deleted, and anyone can archive anything. If you want to be sure that your personal information never gets in the wrong hands via the Internet, don’t post it. That’s right…if you post it, assume everyone in the world has seen it, can use it against you, and it will never go away.
The only way to guarantee that your info isn’t ‘out there’ on the web is by not posting it in the first place.

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Anonymous: NASA Is About to Announce the Discovery of Intelligent Alien Life

Well, there’s little or no intelligent life here on Earth, so maybe we’ll find it in space.
#aliens #NASA #Anonymous

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19 Facts That Might Get You Drunk

As if I need any new reasons to drink…
#beer

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Vote: Should Roberto Clemente’s No. 21 be universally retired?

When I was a kid, Roberto Clemente was a personal hero. I was 10, I think,when he died, in the off season, on a relief mission to help disaster victims after an earthquake in Nicaragua. He was an amazing ball player, and an even more amazing human being. Role models like Clemente are few and far between these days, both in baseball and the human race generally.
I say retire #21 and honor a man as important to #MLB as he was to humanity.

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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Study: States with legalized marijuana see increase in car crash claims

Correlation is not causation. God I hate insurance companies, and their bullshit science to justify more profitability.

No evidence actually linking weed with crashes is cited by researchers. Even though they mention other valid potential causes in the article, somehow they still draw a conclusion that legal weed was a factor simply because accident rates have gone up since legalization.
This makes no more sense than saying that, since murders are increasing as the number sunny days are increasing vs cloudy days, therefore, sunshine must cause murder.
Look out people…the sun is shining bright today!
#News420

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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

When is the first day of summer? Solstice is here

#HappySummer 2017!

Summer officially started a little after midnight today, as the Summer Solstice marks the longest day of the year. Welcome back…please don’t cook us.
#Summertime #summer #climate

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Are you forgetful? That’s just your brain erasing useless memories | The Verge

Apparently, most of my memories must be useless.

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The rainbow armpit hair trend has finally arrived

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting seemingly forever for this trend to catch on.

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Criminal database checks are coming to airports

If you’re ok with criminal background checks at airports, how the fuck can you have a problem with the same to purchase a firearm?

Personally, I’m NOT ok with airport checks, but I would support gun purchase checks as long as no data is stored (completely purged) when you PASS the background check. FAILED checks should be reviewed and stored, and should be appealable. On successful appeal, all record of the background check should be purged.

I do not support a database of gun owners, at any level, as it is a breach of privacy. Because lists of gun owners COULD be used to target those people in the event that our government becomes corrupt. Part of the intent of the 2nd Amendment is to ensure that a corrupt Federal government could ultimately be deposed by an armed resistance. This, hand in hand with the language prohibiting a Federal Standing Army, opting instead for State Militias as the primary national defense against our own system becoming corrupt beyond repair.

Give the feds a standing, heavily weaponized army, and take away the rights of the people to own equal weaponry, and we become powerless to depose a coup or dictator.
Oh…and militarizing the police force is just a sneaky way around posse comatatis. If you can’t bring in the army, give cops the same tools and pretend they are still peace officers.
The signs are there. #resist

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You know it’s bad when it’s too hot for planes to fly

125°F in the shade….new records getting set. How hot does it have to get before atmospheric warming makes it unsafe to live in Phoenix? Because I think we’re getting close…

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Girl ,11, electrocuted in lagoon behind New Jersey home

Can’t blame anybody? How about the negligent Asshat who let the boat lift corrode and fall into “disrepair”? To me, that’s a clear case of negligence. Thanks, but no thanks, Mayor Fuckface, for your moronic opinion.

“You can’t really blame anybody; it’s a tragic accident,” Mayor Kelaher said.

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Monday, June 19, 2017

Analysis | Senate leaders plan to rush a health-care bill to a vote, and there’s nothing Democrats can do about it

Obviously, the republicans learned ZERO — nothing — from the Democrats approach to healthcare legislation. Ramming it down the other party’s throat. That’s bad sure. But the GOP is up to much, much more…because they’re drafting the whole thing in secret, and planning to push it to a vote without CBO review. How can anyone be expected approve any legislation on something as important healthcare without thorough peer and budgetary review? #TrustUs And more importantly, what’s with all the secrecy? This affects ALL Americans, and should be debated in public.
This may seem like simple legislative negligence, but if you consider big picture, it is easy to see it as completely criminal. These people think they are above the law, and can abuse the public trust so blatantly without fear of reprisal. They are NOT acting in our best interest, but in the interest of themselves and their corporate sponsors only.
Only YOU and I can make sure they discover how wrong they are.
See you in November, GOP mother fuckers.
#VOTE #Resist

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